The mural is real, the rack is alive and the fly cannot be caught. Start the tour — or take control of a pest yourself.
The full original experience, embedded in the wall of the base: move, land on a garment, make them dance, dodge the swatter, hunt the crumbs, try the tee on yourself. Sound on 🔊
Front: your name in crayons, like a kid painted it. Back: real graffiti with your pest redrawn in crayons at the center of the piece. Real front + back photos of every tee — also hanging inside the rack above.
“THE FLY YOU CAN NEVER CATCH”
“THE PEST NEVER RUNS, THE PEST WAITS”
“SEE YOU AT 3AM”
“MINIMAL DANCE, MAXIMUM IMPACT”
“EFFORTLESS, LIKE EVERYTHING I DO”
“SMALL, YES. ALONE, NEVER”
“EVERYTHING THAT SHINES IS MINE”
“I DON'T RUN, I FLOW”
“RUN FROM WHAT? YOU NEVER SAW ME”
“THE NOISE PROTECTS ME”
Online sales in the works — the base is negotiating with the surface (print on demand). When it opens, it opens for everyone at once.
Access to the desk, the drops and the eclosion list starts with a registration. Leave your email here — registration completes at pfpests.xyz, where the gatekeeper lives.
The swarm is 10 pests and counting. Registered humans get: first word on DROP sales, the desk waitlist, eclosion quests and zero mercy (the good kind). No spam — the fly hates spam more than swatters.
Already registered? Your access lives at pfpests.xyz.
One shady spot under Berlin. Four corners confirmed by our reporters (none came back clean).
1. Nobody catches the fly. 2. The graffiti on these walls is real: spray, brick and drips — no stickers. 3. The desk never sleeps; the kitchen is terrifying. 4. What gets painted in the base stays in the base… except the tees. Those are for you.
SPELLED WRONG, WORN RIGHT.